This isn't just a half-hearted stab at the Douche Tour. Check out the Chas interview about halfway through:
Jesus Christ, a whole new level of selling out. Can't wait to see what the Guldemonster does next.
Monday, December 21, 2009
Friday, December 18, 2009
Who Cares About Neff?
Snoop Dogg does, you dumbass!
http://www.neffheadwear.com/blog/snoop-dogg-gifts-the-view-with-neff-cupcakes
http://www.neffheadwear.com/blog/snoop-dogg-gifts-the-view-with-neff-cupcakes
Thursday, December 17, 2009
Chas the Contest Killer
Don't forget to vote for Chas in the TWS Rider's Poll for stand-out of the year! Hot damn, Chas won himself like 50 million contests last year! That's way better than progressing rail riding or pushing snowboarding's limits.Wednesday, December 16, 2009
Tuesday, December 15, 2009
why NATE BOZUNG sucks
I like to snowboard with a chip on my shoulder. That's why I want to start a new series here, where I offer a scathing review of what sucks and needs to go away in snowboarding. First up: Nate Bozung. Perhaps you know him by his snowboarding pen-name: "Boznutz."
Back in the day, a movie called True Life came out. Riding along side dudes like JP, Bjorn and Peter Line is young 20something Nate Bozung. He actually puts down a nice rail part. You watch it and think, hey, maybe this buster will end up putting out some good rail parts for the near future. Well, 8 years later and this is what you get:
Nice face tats, how rebellious of you.
Now, regardless of the fact that Nate Bozung sucks because he's 28 and looks 40 and talks like a 13 year old high school drop out, Nate Bozung sucks because he was in a position to be a really good snowboarder, and now his riding is so average if you just dressed him in some Holden pants and a flannel you wouldn't be able to tell him apart from anybody at your local mountain. We all get it Boznutz, you threw snowboarding away to fucking smoke weed all day. Grow up and do coke like an adult. Must be nice to get dropped from every sponsor you've ever had except for the company that bears half your name and Neff (and really, who cares about that).
Bozung went from getting a spot in one of the most influential snowboard movies of all time (Regardless of whatever JJ and The Don have turned into) to filming a part like this, released last year:
which features 3 and a half minutes of shameless weed lifestyles and not one legitimate shot. This part came out the same year as Louif put this part out:
Those were 2 professional snowboarding parts, released the same year. Seriously? That's like watching Jordan playing 1 on 1 with Shawn Bradley. I've heard too many people say "Oh, that's just how Bozung is. He's a REAL snowboarder. You can't fault him for doing what he loves!" No, fuck that. Bozung just put a shot of him doing a regular frontside 5-0 front 180 out on that down-flat ledge in Quebec. Louif did a switch back 180 5-0 front 180 out. All Bozung is doing is taking up space in snowboarding. Too many people work their asses off to snowboard to have this dude getting full page ads in Transworld. You run a shitty board company, put out even worse video parts, and convince super talented snowboarders like Keegan Valaika that you're cool. I'm sure you're having fun doing whatever you're doing Bozung, but if you're just gonna fuck around, stop pretending like you're contributing anything to snowboarding.
Back in the day, a movie called True Life came out. Riding along side dudes like JP, Bjorn and Peter Line is young 20something Nate Bozung. He actually puts down a nice rail part. You watch it and think, hey, maybe this buster will end up putting out some good rail parts for the near future. Well, 8 years later and this is what you get:
Nice face tats, how rebellious of you.
Now, regardless of the fact that Nate Bozung sucks because he's 28 and looks 40 and talks like a 13 year old high school drop out, Nate Bozung sucks because he was in a position to be a really good snowboarder, and now his riding is so average if you just dressed him in some Holden pants and a flannel you wouldn't be able to tell him apart from anybody at your local mountain. We all get it Boznutz, you threw snowboarding away to fucking smoke weed all day. Grow up and do coke like an adult. Must be nice to get dropped from every sponsor you've ever had except for the company that bears half your name and Neff (and really, who cares about that).
Bozung went from getting a spot in one of the most influential snowboard movies of all time (Regardless of whatever JJ and The Don have turned into) to filming a part like this, released last year:
which features 3 and a half minutes of shameless weed lifestyles and not one legitimate shot. This part came out the same year as Louif put this part out:
Those were 2 professional snowboarding parts, released the same year. Seriously? That's like watching Jordan playing 1 on 1 with Shawn Bradley. I've heard too many people say "Oh, that's just how Bozung is. He's a REAL snowboarder. You can't fault him for doing what he loves!" No, fuck that. Bozung just put a shot of him doing a regular frontside 5-0 front 180 out on that down-flat ledge in Quebec. Louif did a switch back 180 5-0 front 180 out. All Bozung is doing is taking up space in snowboarding. Too many people work their asses off to snowboard to have this dude getting full page ads in Transworld. You run a shitty board company, put out even worse video parts, and convince super talented snowboarders like Keegan Valaika that you're cool. I'm sure you're having fun doing whatever you're doing Bozung, but if you're just gonna fuck around, stop pretending like you're contributing anything to snowboarding.
Monday, December 14, 2009
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